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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence

News in America: cannibal eats man's face

4 weeks ago: single 
3 weeks ago: single 
Last week: single 
Next week: single 
Next month: single 
Next year: single 
Next decade: single

How to be ugly

Step 1: Look like me.

when I hear people laughing:

paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.

me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results